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Originally posted by purse junkie
One cannot derive genuine pleasure from carob, frozen yogurt, tofurkey, or broccoli. They are all crappy wishful-thinking substitutes eaten solely to fend off an early death, and the failure of the health-food crowd to acknowledge this honestly is the reason why so many people turn to Ding-dongs and Bob's Fatass Frozen Partially Hydrogenated Myocardial Infarction Happy Meal in frustration. Sometimes life is mean and you have to eat salads instead of pate so you don't croak.
Just spit out the truth and tell people that, like taxes, it's just something you have to suck up, and that you'll try to make it palatable as possible. That, people can respect.
P(pork chops are still healthy though because they are 'the other white meat')J
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I like broccoli. And cauliflower. I like to sit and eat them raw with a beer -- better than chips in my view. Maybe I just have fucked-up taste buds or something. Tofu shall never pass over these lips -- it looks funny and jiggles but it sure as hell ain't Jell-O.
