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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
This wins a prize:
- Paris Hilton's boyfriend is also named Paris. You know she wants to scream her own name in bed.
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I can't come up with a good Iliad joke, but it's only because Paris Hilton, and anyone she comes into contact with, isn't worthy of my Iliad jokes.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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