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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You go flower! Standing up all butch to nfh-
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Awwwwww yeeeaaaah! NFH will learn better than to fuck with the Mini Apple.
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THEN- SAME DAY- Anne reminds us she knows a male soccer player who has some heterosexual tendancies.
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True story: I'm playing co-ed soccer three weeks ago. I'm a bit out of position and a woman on the other team has me beat. So, I kind of trip her. But at the same time, I guess I feel bad so I reach down (because I am quite tall -- 6'4" on the internet) and try to grab her arms to break her fall. She starts yelling ("Hands off!"). I say that next time I will let her fall to the ground. She says: "Next time, don't grab my boobs." She gets angered when I start laughing at this response, and the referee explaining to her that any boob grabbing was clearly inadvertent does not calm her down. So I explain to her (because she is quite unattractive) that if she really thinks I was intentionally trying to grab her breasts, she has an unjustifiably high self opinion. Not that I am out there trying to grab the tits of attractive opposing players, but I am a bit offended that my attempt at chivalry has been turned against me. I now regret having been mean to this woman who was probably just reacting instinctively, but in the heat of the moment I guess I spoke out of turn. Anyhoo, proof that at least one woman in my league not only thinks I am straight but that I am actually a hetero pervert.
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Now if we could just get a story of a girl getting picked up in spin class.
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Uh, yeah, like that is going to happen.
