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From the Death Pool
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The basement is not a good place to hide to masturbate. For some bizarre reason, I did that after we bought the place. I found myself standing there, thinking "Why the fuck did I jsut do that?" I initially thought "Well, maybe I'm trying to 'Christen' the house... the wiofe would never let me fuck her in the basement." But then I realized, I hadn't masturbated in the kitchen. So why would I start with the basement? Perhaps it was the filthy space that got me going... who knows? I guess its a good think I didn't do it in the kitchen, since the neighbors kids are always running around our yard. "Hi, dad, I need bail money... Oh, her? She left me..."
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You masturbate to Stern?
ETA: I'm glad I live alone and in a neighborhood without many kids. A vibrator in every room!
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