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Originally posted by AbsOfSteel
Straight man...But if I were a woman, I would definitely be a lesbian..
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Hey Ladeeeeeeez-
Fresh meat!!! How long haeb you been lurking? Do you have the dl on the posters here? Lets see:
There is RP- the leader of the pussypack. She is really pretty and smart and funny but somewhat disenfranchisd by the unfair blow that life has dealt women vis a vis men. She is very well loved here and would probably bang you on a first date- none of that rules bullshit.
ltl/fb- I havent met her and dont knwo what she looks like, but her schtick is to be a food loving fat. I don't know if its true in real life. Basically, she seems like a down to earth person who calls it like she sees it. She possibly posts more than me so you should get to know her in no time, but I dont know if you wil ever really get to know her.
RT- the grande dame of the board. Truly one of the nicest and realest folks around. She is reported to look like Christina Ricci and she loves dogs so she is a-ok in my book. She also likes to masturbate but don't we all.
barely legal- excruciatinly smart, a bit sarcastic, and has horrible taste in American Idol contestants, but otherwise is a love.
sunnybunny- Purportedly the dumbest poster on the board but she has redeeming qualities such as a love for animals. She is also really hot. Apparently waiting for her lunch box to come in but it may not ever happen, who knows. see for yourself.
sparklehorse- i have to admit I dont really have a sense for her. I know she is big into internet dating and she seems very nice.
anne elk- very athletic gal who almost comes across as gay but we know she is straight. I know she loves soccer and the men who play it and that she lives in boston. she seems really nice. I dont know much else about her
gwnc- recently back on the market and apparently swings both ways. Is reputed to have great TITS and legs. She seems very cool and sophisticated. Probably a stellar choice to cyber flirt with.
and my favorite
ABBA- sort of a perenial dumb blonde who isnt actually dumb. She is the genius known as AbbaKiss. She is wild and smart and funny. Only flaw is that she struggles with words that convey the idea of "classy". I personally think I would do her myself if I was ever in the patch. No pun.
Happy hunting, ABS.
