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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
There are no snakes in the UK- that's how St. Patrick got famous.
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That was just the Emerald Isle, and it was, like, a METAPHOR FOR CHILDREN, unless you think God meticulously removed all of the fossils of pre-A.D. 432 Irish snakes at the same time He was busy planting all of those 55 m.y.a. dinosaurs everwhere else in the world. You know, to fuck with us, as He is wont to do.
God didn't remove the snake fossils from the Sceptered Isle until the 1997 general election.
