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Advice for Coltrane
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A. I'm already engaged.
B. I'm not a sucker.
C. Fuck DeBeers. Shit isn't even rare.
D. I bought something tasteful and classic, not gawdy.
E. I am a cheap-ass mid-time lawyer (on a good day).
F. CZ baby!
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Don't expect to get a blow job ever again after the wedding then.
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