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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She did just fine post-ring giving. Called the parents, yada-yada-yada, then met my closest friend (who knew it was going to happen) and her two closest friends out for drinks. Called everyone the next day. Perfectly acceptable.
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Hey, congrats on getting engaged. Stay the fuck out of the wedding planning.
And take a three week honeymoon, off US soil.
Enjoy this ride. Its a lot of fun. No better feeling in the world than sliding into the airplane seat headed for your honeymoon.
Be very conscious not to become a now-that-I'm-married-I'm-settled-down slugs. Marriage is a cool gig if you keep it in persepctive, but lots of folks let it it turn them into fat, slow, old douchebags before their time. Don't have kids until you fucking have to. Life's short. You don't want to spend the remainder of the years in which you can get yer ya yas out cleaning fucking diapers. If the in laws press for grandkids, tell them to go get hormone treatments and have some motherfucking kids of their own.
