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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, congrats on getting engaged. Stay the fuck out of the wedding planning.
And take a three week honeymoon, off US soil.
Enjoy this ride. Its a lot of fun. No better feeling in the world than sliding into the airplane seat headed for your honeymoon.
Be very conscious not to become a now-that-I'm-married-I'm-settled-down slugs. Marriage is a cool gig if you keep it in persepctive, but lots of folks let it it turn them into fat, slow, old douchebags before their time. Don't have kids until you fucking have to. Life's short. You don't want to spend the remainder of the years in which you can get yer ya yas out cleaning fucking diapers. If the in laws press for grandkids, tell them to go get hormone treatments and have some motherfucking kids of their own.
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Luckily, my parents and the inlaws already have grandkids.
I'm thinking the Italian Riveria for the honeymoon. Really wanted to go to New Zealand, but it will be the wrong time of the year.
