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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Noooooo. You cannot give the dumbest song award to a touching ode to the Chevy 409 engine
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Sure you can, although I think Thurgreed failed to define the terms of the poll. The 409 ditty was insipid because the song uses approximately 12 words. Musically, i kind of enjoy it, and cars are one the classic subjects of song, along with girls and booties.
Thurgreed seems to have nominated songs that are stupid/offensive. The lyrics are a bit more verbally rich, but the words used aren't put to good use. That makes deciding a bit more difficult. I might see Thurgreed's R. Kelly nomination with a Billy Ocean-"Get into my Car" nomination of my own. It's approximately equivalent, but from a more innoncent day where musicians didn't film there sexual escapades with minors.
Hey you, get in to my car
Who me?
Yes you, get in to my car
Woooooooooh. Wah! Hey!
Who's that lady
Coming down the road
Who's that lady
Who's that woman
Walking through my door
What's the score
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man
Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dream
Get in to the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep Beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car
link to painful remainder of lyrics
