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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I assume this works on the honor system... in which case it doesn't.
OR, the FDA is pushing for a law making it a fed crime to lie about having "pitched" or "caught" any games in the five years preceeding the sperm donation.
The question I'm stuck with is "Why five years?" There's no significance to that number.
But its nice to see the govt dealing with the weighty issues.
I truly cannot wait until Flynt digs up some pictures of James Dobson sucking off a 15 year old boy in a HoJo's parking lot. The idiot revolution was amusing for a while, but their shtick's getting old. Time to shoo them back to the trailers.
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Oooh! Oooh! I know that one (hi dtb!!!). Its because if you havent had the gay sex in five years, it means you probably aren't a gay, but were just drunk. Gayness is hereditary. Crazy drunken one time anal sex is not.
