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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)
In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?
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I'm pretty fucking straight and I'd leave my spouse for her.
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