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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm so sorry, I know you're in hot competition with Abba for "Sluttiest Poster" and I didn't mean to sway the vote in Abba's favor. Maybe there can be two trophies.
And I was just kidding with Abba b/c I love her. You, I don't love so much. I'm sure that wounds you.
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Bitch, please. I was merely pointing out the doing horrible things to your best friends like sleeping with their boyfriends or circling their fat with a Sharpie is pretty much an integral part of the sorority experience.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't love me. I'm very loveable.