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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm fucking glad I wasn't here yesterday. Preggo fetishes might be the foulest of the foul.
Here is wisdom:
1. When he tells you you look more beautiful than ever when knocked up, he's lying. You know that, right?
2. Unless your husband is truly twisted, he's not "more" into you when you're knocked up. It ain't an attractive state, huge tits or no huge tits.
3. Lactation is cool, but I'm not sure its a sexual turn-on. I think its more cool in a "wow, how bout that? She's dispensing something drinkable... neat..." way. Am I going to taste it? Yeh, but like wine. I'll probably have to spit. I saw a cat swig from a bottle of it in law school, and he almost threw it up. Said it was chunky. I enjoy the soy shake and the fruit shake with the occasional cunk or two of sugary fruit matter in it, but I don't think I'd prefer my breast milk that way.
But who knows... I said the same thing about chunky Jif a few years back.
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I would have thought my subsequent posts made it obvious that I was joking about the preggo fetish, but apparently reading comprehension on the FB is at an all-time low. Therefore, in the interests of full disclosure:
1. I do not have a preggo fetish.
2. I don't have any fetishes whatsoever.
3. I find breasts, legs, asses, necks, eyes, faces, hair, lips, smiles, and a flair for dressing well to be things about a woman that can make her sexually appealling, in no particular order and with none of the above being a must-have or a deal-breaker.
4. I have tried many, many things sexually, some of which I talk openly about, some of which are none of your fucking business.
5. I have never licked an eyeball.
6. I'm pretty sure that if I ever have sex like burning, I'll go see a doctor about it.
7. Paigow talks a good game, but she's really kind of repressed.
8. Same goes for Sebby.
9. For God's sake, MR, we have been referring to Coltrane's girlfriend as Sequels for almost as long as he's been posting.
10. I don't go commando, ever, because I don't want to get bit by the zipper. At least not ever again.
11. If I'm flirting with you, I'm probably just joking, but you can never be sure.
12. Fringey, you can be sure.
13. Thurgreed, so can you.
