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Originally posted by taxwonk
I would have thought my subsequent posts made it obvious that I was joking about the preggo fetish, but apparently reading comprehension on the FB is at an all-time low. Therefore, in the interests of full disclosure:
1. I do not have a preggo fetish.
2. I don't have any fetishes whatsoever.
3. I find breasts, legs, asses, necks, eyes, faces, hair, lips, smiles, and a flair for dressing well to be things about a woman that can make her sexually appealling, in no particular order and with none of the above being a must-have or a deal-breaker.
4. I have tried many, many things sexually, some of which I talk openly about, some of which are none of your fucking business.
5. I have never licked an eyeball.
6. I'm pretty sure that if I ever have sex like burning, I'll go see a doctor about it.
7. Paigow talks a good game, but she's really kind of repressed.
8. Same goes for Sebby.
9. For God's sake, MR, we have been referring to Coltrane's girlfriend as Sequels for almost as long as he's been posting.
10. I don't go commando, ever, because I don't want to get bit by the zipper. At least not ever again.
11. If I'm flirting with you, I'm probably just joking, but you can never be sure.
12. Fringey, you can be sure.
13. Thurgreed, so can you.
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Yay! A survey.
1. Preggo fetish here, I admit it.
2. Exactly. No fetishes at all, other than all of them. Well, maybe not the lactation thing.
3. Are avacados vegetables?
4. Avacados are NOT vegetables.
5. I have never licked an eyeball, and never will.
6 - 9 . No shit.
10. Be careful, man. You can celebrate Commando Friday even on the 13th.
11. - 13. Can we just add these to the terms of service here?
