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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, thats not true. Do you litigate? If so, you're a salesman. Or a failure.
I think we'd both do exceptionally well. People like us have trouble lying to family and friends. But I have no trouble lying to anyone else. I won't lie to you until I either (a) develop a dislike for you or (b) realize you're lying to me. Then I'll lie all the fucking time to you, about shit I don't even need to lie about. Hell, I'll do it just for laugh. Lying to pricks is a mental way of punching them in the teeth. Its a complete lack of respect. If you can work that dichotomy in your personality, you can eembellish and twist the truth as it it needs to be twisted in sales....
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Oh, I can sell the law. But I'm terrible at schmoozing, which you seem to be pretty good at. Actually, I am capable of schmoozing, but it makes me want to TUIMMALB, so I don't do it often.
