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It smells like feminine pads in my office
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I thought those things used vinegar. Which is a good thing to know if you bring back take out salad and realize they forgot the dressing.
"Oh, Katherine, could you come here... I need a favor..."
I'm willing to bet nowehere, anywhere on this earth, has anyone ever turned to anyone and said "Excuse me, I'm out of salad dressing. You look like you douche. You wouldn't happen to have an extra bottle of the vinegar kind handy, would you?"
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Sometimes, I'm very, very glad that you grace us with your presence. No other person in the world would have given us this gem.
When I'm rich and famous, I'll mention you in an acceptance speech somewhere.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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