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[Not Bob]

Dear FB,

I became a liberal arts major -- and then went to law school -- to avoid math. It's bad enough that I have to calculate pre-judgment interest for clients on occasion (thank God that Fenwick figured out how to get Excel to do it for me), but now I have to read about math here? I say no.

The FB is all about one thing -- entertaining Not Bob. I know, I know. I'm usually pretty low key about reminding people that I am The Poster Around Whom This Universe Revolves (Or Rotates, Whichever), and I occasionally allow people to think that it is about other things. Like puppies. Or 42. Or Penskeism. But I only do this because it entertains me to do so.

Accordingly, please end the discussion about this Monte Hall problem immediately, and resume talking about important things. Things like Lindsey Lohan's cocaine and nicotine diet, Angelina versus Jennifer (and whether Angelina is responsible for Brad's waxy and tired appearance), and whether LCD Soundsystem's "Daft Punk Is Playing In My House" is really a song about The Pretty One.

Thanks.

Love,

Not Bob