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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I bet Justin is THRILLED he got out of that one. How did this woman become famous? She is decidedly not hot. And don't even get me started on "I have absolutely no redeeming qualities" Federline.
B: "So, what makes it different when you have sex with one girl or with a different girl?"
K: "I don't like you. You are annoying. I don't want to be here. You made me come on tour and leach off of you. Hey, did I tell you I just knocked up my girlfriend Shar? Love is, you know, love. I don't need a certificate to tell me that. "
No, Kevin, you don't. But you do need that certificate to get your hands on Britney's millions. Maybe you aren't as dumb as you seem after all?
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I'm ready to come forward and defend Britney. Look, she's a girl from a small town in the deep south with an overbearing mother who has managed to make something of her life. As I've said beofre, she is the new fat Elvis, and fat Elvises are rare and to be savored and appreciated.
She got herself knocked up at a young age, but it gets her away from her bastard husband.
She married a bastard at a young age, but it got her away from her bitch mother.
She became a star at a young age thanks to good surgery and hype but it got her out of Mississippi.
She's accomplished a lot and come a long way. She's provided us with years of entertainment, little of it musical. And, that babe of hers is the next Lisa Marie.
Yes, she needs to learn to make only bad movies that feature her singing and TITS instead of so-called acting. Elvis learned that (well, it wasn't his TITS he was swinging around, but then you all know that), and she will too. I'm looking forward to seeing her in the musical remake of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
OK, Britney. You Go Girl.
