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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So pussy is graded the opposite of steak. The more its cooked, the rarer it gets. I don';t like that. I can't handle such complex reversals. Here's my grading system:
Raw - Early high school, untouched.
Seared - College freshman. Tenderizing in grain punch.
Rare - College through grad school through age 30.
Medium Rare - 30 through 40, non skank.
Medium - 40s MILF/Cougar
Well Done - 50s
Overcooked - Everything else
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Its not steak, its ROAST BEEF.
