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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Even I learned long ago that if you want to get laid, bag the lines. They never work. I think douches like this cat forget that to get any, you have to connect, and to connect, you have to put away the facade. Its fucked up. People spend so much time try to figure out how to get laid, not realizing that its all the figuring and overthinking that sinks them every time. And why the fuck would you want to be with somebody whom you'd tricked into believeing you were something you're not? It makes no sense... entirely self-defeating right out of the gate.

RP - I type fast. The English, it suffers as a result.

ETA - Yes, this is my pompous post of the day.

Douches like cats?