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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
How are you reading the blowjob instructions? Oh, wait. You're doing the poking.
(I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?)
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Hey, I'm a godless heathen, not a pedophile. I would not let the baby Jesus blow me. Even if he asked nicely. And had access to Thurgreed's instructions.
Now that Mary Magdalene, on the other hand... I'm betting she was a real blow job queen.