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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh me too! Summer looks fabulous from behing my unopenable window.
Mantrapping Pros
1) Outdoor strolls with the kid and your fellow mantrapping friends.
2) Getting half his assets in four or five years when the inevitable divorce hits without developin office ass
Mantrapping cons
1) Being leered at by G3 and Wonk who are thinking about sucking some chunks out of you
2) Stretchy vagina. ALthough the sand would probalby fall right out like from a bucket. Could I make castles?
3) Knowing I will never have a hope of sleeping with Abba.
ETA that I in no way think Bold mantrapped Brazen.
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Downside of being mantrapped by PP
1) Constant leering at wallet
2) Stretchy vagina
3) Knowing I will never have a hope of sleeping with Abba
And, most importantly of all,
4) Bitch, bitch, bitch
Can anyone suggest any upsides?
