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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Take a note - having a full [insert religion] ceremony with your marriage is fucking rude if you've a lot of non [insert religion] guests. The guests should be in and out in 25 minutes and drinking within 45 minutes of your and your old lady pressing your ugly mugs together. Anything less is exceedingly prole.
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True. However, sometimes the priest tells you, during the rehearsal, that he's going to keep the service under half an hour only to later lie the next day and turn the ceremony into a 45 minute knees-locked-try-not-to-faint-while-holding-the-heaviest-bridesmaid-bouquet-ever-made marathon.
