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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Sadly, yes. The whole effect was a separate rating system. We slipped a couple of times and laughed out loud at them. Do yours tend to flock together? Ours gather in a corner of the bar and admire one another.
My guess is that they pay so fucking much for the crap that they don't realize how cheap they look. The rest of us are just jealous.
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If you go to the wrong bars, you will see almost indistinguishable collections of those overdone chicks doing either Britney or Jlo. I think the younger ones tend toward the Britney look, the older ones to JLo. A friend of mine calls it the "ahirdresser" look. I usually just refer to them as "Denise." I mean no offense to those with the name Denise, but for some reason, a lot of these gum cracking vixen seem to be named Denise in these parts. Don't know why.
They don't pay a lot for the boob jobs. There's a guy on Rittenhouse in Phila who advertises boob jobs for $4500. Thats not cheap for a good oriental rug, but its obscenely cheap for a serious medical procedure which will affecct your looks for the rest of your life.