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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Moral: examine the nips before the lights go out.
I do tend to think discovering ear hair with one's tongue would be worse, especially on a woman, but I'm just guessing here, not speaking from personal experience.
Also, why would it be a struggle to find the nipple in the dark? It shouldn't be that hard to find unless you're in a tangle of bodies and struggling to find the right one.
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1. Much of my sex life has been drunk. Not a bad thing. I can go forever that way, and my bad left shoulder doesn't hold me back.
2. Ear hair does not exist on a woman. That's a sign you have picked up a tranny. demand your $50.00 back.
3. Depends on the breast and the amount of booze injested beforehand.
This all explains why the lights should alwasy remain on. Turning them off kills half the fun.
