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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Much of my sex life has been drunk. Not a bad thing. I can go forever that way, and my bad left shoulder doesn't hold me back.
2. Ear hair does not exist on a woman. That's a sign you have picked up a tranny. demand your $50.00 back.
3. Depends on the breast and the amount of booze injested beforehand.
This all explains why the lights should alwasy remain on. Turning them off kills half the fun.
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Okay, #2 is a gigantic whiff.
But you do know that when the guy is drunk, it's not so great for the girl, and that when she tells you it is, she's lying? If you're too drunk to find my (perfectly smooth) nip in the dark, I don't expect much more than sloppy smelly kisses and unsatisfying pounding. And "going forever" -- not always so great.
