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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Assuming the loving part, and assuming you've gone a few rounds, you start instruction.
Tell him you want to try something new and give him step by step instructions on what to do. Detailed. Move his hands, fingers, cock, whatever if you have to to get everything in the right place. Demonstrate with your vibrator if he looks like he needs a visual aid. Then fucking go absolutely bananas when he gets it right. Insist in each subsequent session that you couldn't have it any other way and say something about how you've gone to another level in the relationship.
After a few times with the "new" way, if he can't learn how to do it right by himself you're going to have to throw him back.
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For some reason as I was reading this I got the horrible image of someone (not me, but maybe Not Me) trying to teach Spanky how to make a woman come. Can you imagine the inane questions?
Why do you think my technique doesn't work?
But I read in a book that this was the way to do it.
Are you sure this isn't some sort of problem with the way your body works?
What difference could added pressure there possibly make?
Japanese women never had a problem with my technique.
Do you think that cultural differences in the United States have set men here up for failure in the bedroom?
What do you mean "go faster"? Faster how?
Could you explain that to me again?
Clitoris?!? What is that?
Whether or not the woman comes is immaterial to procreation, isn't it?