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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm still around, but way behind on all these posts about TM's preferred panty vendors and why Lindsay Lohan will never be as hot as Anne. How is your dry, sandy snatch?

Then I spent the afternoon drinking at the Cubs* game with clients, so now I am all fucked up and just mooching off some asshole's wireless network on some other asshole's roof while we all "check e-mail."* I am so behind that I haven't even seen sebby's post about buttfucking his wife except in signature lines. And I haven't even exchanged dirty PMs with Anne lately, either. I'm glad that I can still rely on a nonsensical post from you to make no fucking sense. Do you have some excuse about a baseball game to provide?

Are any of you cornholers going to Bonnaroo?

* Word is, Prior's arm might be broken!

* For me, this means, open up my laptop and fuck around on overheardinnewyork.com and this site because I already know what my e-mails are because I check them on my blackberry while pissing in the trough, so as not to alert my clients that I always know when they are trying to reach me. For them, I think that it means trying to figure out what strip club they are going to go to tonight and when their girlfriends should meet them so as best to avoid their wives finding anything out. I think one of them is gay and always trying to get the other ones drunk enough to fuck them, so maybe they are e-mailing each other about that, too. We look like nincompoops, but I just follow the crowd when the crowd butters my bread as much as these assholes (Hi, Carlos!) do!

the pantie thing seemed a good idea, but the "e card" was limited to 20 words. It's not a real gift solution for mmmmm