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To A Certain Special Someone
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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Sincere congratulations on getting married over the weekend. Hopefully you are enjoying your honeymoon and not reading this message. Have a great time with your one-way ticket out of Spinsterland. You deserve nothing but the best.
Warm Regards,
Your Biggest Fan
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There are some fuzzy moments and strange bruises from the weekend. Are you guys talking about me?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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