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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Gay or not, he is definitely Not Hot. Lorenzo Lamas has no burrito in his pants for Jeff Garcia, I'm sure. Poor guy. He is probably the ugliest quarterback in the history of the NFL. Even uglier than John "Big Head" Elway.
Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it.
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Lorenzo Lamas is gay? I'm not shocked because he appears straight. He looks like he could be gay. I'm confused because he was dating Shauna Sand, who could possibly make a gay man straight (if that were possible). Yes, she's a cheesy airbrushed Playboy bimbo, but.... but, her natural rack is simply astounding. It'd be a damn shame if she were wasting those works of art on a cat who was more interested in getting his hands on a smooth set of balls.