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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Isn't Kevin the only guy she's fucked? Or maybe like the 2nd? At least supposedly -- I recall she made a big fuss about being a virgin. What a moron!
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Britney was totally, like, going to hold on to her virginity until marriage. Because that is, like, the most special gift that you can give to someone on your wedding night. But then Justin got, like, way pushy with the whole "enough blowjobs already" thing and Britney realized that, like, giving up your virginity to someone really really special, even if you aren't married, is a really really great way to show a person that you, like, totally love him. Then, according to some, Britney started, like, showing other people that she was pretty into them as well, which sort of pissed Justin off after his years and years of blowjobs and handjobs, so, like, Justin totally freaked out and, like, broke up with her and wrote some mean song about what a tramp she is. Thankfully, this turn of events set Britney free so that when she met her
actual soulmate she could cart him off to London and bang his brains out (3 times in 1 day!) and discover the true meaning of crazy good sex.
The End.
