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Old 06-03-2005, 01:26 PM   #3989
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From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The lack of clarity in your posts has cost my wife approximately 40 min of sex in the past week.

If you find a guy who does three ten minute "sprints" with only a few minutes in between each, marry him. When I'm done, I'm usually a bit sore. And I'm totally turned off (every guy immediately loses all libido momentarily as soon as he's come - thats just how it works). I need a little while to get wound up again. At a bare minimum, you need a few minutes to deflate, and for that feeling of hypersensitivity to go away. If you touch a guy's package right after he's come, thats going to cause pain (this is why, when you kept blowing your HS sweetheart after he came, he jerked away and screamed "What the fuck are you doing?"... I won't even touch on the pain inflicted by a HS GF who doesn't know when to stop giving a handjob...). A guy who can overcome that and jump right back in the saddle (without rubbing coke on his cock or some crap like that) is a cat you should marry. Even if he looks like Danny DeVito and Paul Giamatti's love child.
Like 15 or 20 min between. And he has 2 kids from a prior marriage, and absolutely no interest in monogamy. I'm OK with non-monogamy (as long as I'm getting enough) but the kids are a dealbreaker.
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