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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, unless it's a compliment about your big dick. Being proud of having a big dick is like being proud of having 32 teeth, or something like that. I forget how that old saw goes.
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That saw was made up by guys with little dicks.
If I had a freakishly large hog, I'd let the world know. Shit, I'd go to St. Barts and stroll down the nude beach like one of those "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" comic characters, smiling behind my sunglasses, shit eating grin on my face, all but saying "yeh, how bout it?"
Actually, I wouldn't. But thats not important to this post.