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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why if you already have a stack of cash would you risk your life stealing to get more? If I get $5mil, I'm gone. Out. I'll march straight to City Hall, naked, and renounce my law degree on the desk of the closest sitting judge. I may even take a dump in the courtroom like that drunk on the airplane a few years back... Then off to pick a modest vacation home and pull a serious godamned JD Salinger. I'd appears solely in wild, rambling editorial letters to magazines and national newspapers. The rest of my time would be devoted to making documentaries making fun of just every sacred cow of American culture. Oh, I have a list...
Oh, and orgies of course.
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Poll (because why should the FB have all the fun and it changes the subject):
What is your personal "I am so outa here" figure?
What will you do if you get it (excluding ways to spend it)?
Me: $10 mil (though, honestly, if I got $5 mil I'd probably throw in the towel). I'd dye my hair International Klein Blue and wear my Motorhead T-shirt when I came into the office to quit (and retain our T&E guy). Then I would take up (bad) painting.