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[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dear Ms. ABBA Kiss,

I am not sure if you are aware of the fact that our walls are quite thin. Unfortunately, despite your best efforts to keep your pre-dawn social gathering quiet, I'm afraid that I heard every word (and, shockingly, even the piano playing) through the thin walls and your (broken) open door. I know that you do not wish to be rude, Ms. Kiss and I am just as surprised as you are that those sounds would carry. I guess that quality workmanship is a thing of the past.

All that I request of you in the future is that you keep in mind the fact that some of us have to work for a living. As much as I would like to lead the carefree lifestyle of a bar-hopping, party girl, I fear that I lack your endurance. And that 7:00 alarm clock is a bit hard to deal with after a night of tossing and turning to the sounds of other people having a good time (that one woman, the one who kept moaning, seemed to be having a particularly good time - great for her!). As soon as I win the lottery, I would be happy to join in and party with you and your crazy friends (assuming that I would be invited). Until that time, please shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
Miss Mousey

I should add that I am terrified to walk into the long-scheduled condo meeting tonight.