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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK Mr. Minivan, I shall cry myself to sleep tonight. And for future reference, you should either change the license plate or get a new car.
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A couple of months ago I read about a guy in L.A. who was grievously mauled by escaped chimps. His nose, fingers and an eye were chewed off, and his nutsack and foot were literally ripped from his body. He's still comatose. His future holds either a morning in which he wakes up to discover he will remain maimed for the rest of his life, or no morning at all. Up to today, this poor fellow was the most piteous wretch I'd ever encountered on the Internet. Regards!