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Originally posted by Not Bob
In her defense, she apparently had a throat issue that kept her from singing. They had to cancel some tour dates.
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I can think of exactly zero defenses to the crime of writing the sentence, "I am going to sing to keep myself awake when I am driving." Having a "throat issue" is not one of them.
Str8, if I gave a fuck about anything, the mere expression "a poor man's Ditty Bops" would be enough to drive me to a horrificly violent and painful public suicide. Thank goodness for my relentless Ironweedian apathy and ennui.
