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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I like this game. Here are my guesses, based on walk-bys - but almost none of these are A-list:
Barbara Streisand: 5'5"
Timothy Hutton: 6' or 6'1"
Wesley Snipes 5'8" (may have appeared smaller by having some HUGE ASS BODYGUARDS nearby, but he was really surprisingly short)
Nancy Allen: 5'4"
Bruce Campbell 6'
Milla Jovovitch: 5'9"
Ted Kennedy: 5'8", maybe a bit less
Bill Clinton: 6'2"
Billy Joel: 5'6"
Helena Bonham Carter: 5'. Maybe 5'1". And weird looking
Alec Baldwin: 5'10" (with a dumpy ass)
Moby: 5'8"
John Voight: 6'2" (and my momma says he and his brother were way hot in high school)
Mike Tyson: 5'9"
Matthew Modine: 6'1"
Julia Roberts: 5'7" sounds about right, but I only saw her at a distance, and didn't want to get closer as she looked like complete hell in person.
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Oooh ooh ooh, how exciting, here are mine:
Geraldo Rivera: short and hairy
Jerry Seinfeld (pre-Seinfeld): short, thin, single, and neat, and yes, has a matter of fact, he was wearing size 31 Levi's, with a tucked in, button-down shirt tucked in
Kirk Cameron: medium
Kirk Cameron's wife: taller than Kirk, and very pretty
Sting: short, and taut, and lithe, with really piercing eyes and a quick smile
Tracy Ullman: she was sitting down, but her hair was shiny, and she was cute
Joe Lockhart: doughy and not short
Ari Fleischer: short and thin and not hot
Ari Fleischer's wife: hot, in a shake-your-head, "she's procreating with HIM?" kind of way
Greta Van Susteren and Wolf Blitzer: exactly like you'd expect. Greta was not vain at all. A big tennis fan. Wolf was quite vain.
Alan Greenspan: short and thin and hunched and old and as muppet-like as those WSJ drawings would lead you to believe
Some SEC dude who left the year before last: fat and hairy and wearing ill-fitting clothes, and eating with his elbows on the table.
Some NBC news guy named David somebody: tall, thin, and very speedy in his movements
Anderson Cooper: short, thin, bad skin, but still cute, and a little harried
By short, I mean, not as tall as I am. Medium means maybe about as tall as I am. Not short means maybe taller than I am. It's all about me and my height, you see.
I'm sure I've seen lots of other famous for Washington types, but I either don't recognize them, or can't recall their names, or otherwise don't give a shit.
