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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
BTW, today is the 1373rd anniversary of Muhammad's death. Dunno if it's a cake event or not.
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The appropriate honorific celebration consists of getting drunk, spewing hatred and intolerance of the infidels, killing a few for good measure. Later you should find a 6 year old to marry, but out of respect for the child you should wait until the 1376th anniversary of his death to consummate the relationship, with the understanding that since oral"sex" is not sex you may let the little one suck or lick away, as necessary and desirable.