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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oooh ooh ooh, how exciting, here are mine:
Geraldo Rivera: short and hairy
Jerry Seinfeld (pre-Seinfeld): short, thin, single, and neat, and yes, has a matter of fact, he was wearing size 31 Levi's, with a tucked in, button-down shirt tucked in
Kirk Cameron: medium
Kirk Cameron's wife: taller than Kirk, and very pretty
Sting: short, and taut, and lithe, with really piercing eyes and a quick smile
Tracy Ullman: she was sitting down, but her hair was shiny, and she was cute
Joe Lockhart: doughy and not short
Ari Fleischer: short and thin and not hot
Ari Fleischer's wife: hot, in a shake-your-head, "she's procreating with HIM?" kind of way
Greta Van Susteren and Wolf Blitzer: exactly like you'd expect. Greta was not vain at all. A big tennis fan. Wolf was quite vain.
Alan Greenspan: short and thin and hunched and old and as muppet-like as those WSJ drawings would lead you to believe
Some SEC dude who left the year before last: fat and hairy and wearing ill-fitting clothes, and eating with his elbows on the table.
Some NBC news guy named David somebody: tall, thin, and very speedy in his movements
Anderson Cooper: short, thin, bad skin, but still cute, and a little harried
By short, I mean, not as tall as I am. Medium means maybe about as tall as I am. Not short means maybe taller than I am. It's all about me and my height, you see.
I'm sure I've seen lots of other famous for Washington types, but I either don't recognize them, or can't recall their names, or otherwise don't give a shit.
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Chris Farley: Fat and maybe 5'10"
Kato Kailen: Tight, schlong hugging pants and 5'10 or 11
Sandra Bernhard- pregnant and seated but not small
The guy who played Arliss- Fat, 5'8" , Shitty actor5
Pete Sampras- talking to Tennis Yoko in seven series BMW, left a waft of stink behind him, 6'1
Kate Hudson= chain smoking anorexic mom. My sister was very disappointed.
Steve Buscemi- seated, but appeared short and slightly annoyed.
Ba Ba Booey= High fives, very nice.
Mel Gibson- approaching midget
Ron Howard- very tall
the guy who coached the Knicks and then the Heat- tall.
Stephanie Seymour- tall and anorexic
Richard Gere- 5'9 or 10" and very nice
Greg Brady- schleppy looking.
James Woods- pockmarked.
and
Fabio- maybe six feet, highlights and gayer than cheese. very nice. has his own cereal special at the cajun place on sunset.
