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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That sludgy brown stuff may not be coffee. And the white stuff may not be milk. Maybe the ice numbs the tastebuds?
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Well in that case it would at least get the "no caffeine during pregnancy!" fascists off my back.*
* They're not actually on my back. Nobody has ever given me a hard time about consuming caffeine. Except the authors of all those annoying books, but they can't see me. Nor can anyone else, because I drink it at home, hidden from public view, or I drink it from a non-transparent beverage holder. Or, I buy it where nobody knows I'm pregnant, but might merely think to themselves, if they give a collective damn, that I should lay off the whole milk, because it's bikini season, after all.