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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well in that case it would at least get the "no caffeine during pregnancy!" fascists off my back.*











* They're not actually on my back. Nobody has ever given me a hard time about consuming caffeine. Except the authors of all those annoying books, but they can't see me. Nor can anyone else, because I drink it at home, hidden from public view, or I drink it from a non-transparent beverage holder. Or, I buy it where nobody knows I'm pregnant, but might merely think to themselves, if they give a collective damn, that I should lay off the whole milk, because it's bikini season, after all.

I think feces are contraindicated during pregnancy. Bacteria or something. Not sure whether feces or raw cheese would be more dangerous.