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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is possibly the most unfortunately named sex toy ever- My Crabby. Its a battery operated crab. Its little paws (or whatever the crab version of paws are) "gently grasp [read: clamp or pinch] your labia so that you have some hands free stimulation going on. In the store they tell you to put it on that fleshy part of your hand between thumb and finger to prove that it does not pinch, despite your better instincts. Well, it does. Hands-free vibrating technology is not where it should be in this day and age. Perhaps Dr. Toronto can creat a labia operation where he can drill holes into the labia to tie a little vibrating device into?
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Translation: The TIVO is broken and two bottles of shiraz, a quart of Haagen Dazs and the affects of a dreary, lonely apartment have made me resort to sex with plastic crabs to mitigate the boredom.
Does it get along with your pet crabs?
