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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
They still give free pretzels, unlike some airlines.
Air travel sucks, regardless of the airline. USAir is no suckier than the rest.
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Fly into Philly. Stare the pear shaped desk mongoloid in the eye as he fumbles through his list of explanations for why he can't locate your luggage, while out of the corner of your eye, you can see four TSA corpses sharing smokes outside with two baggage handlers.
"Well, why don't those people get my luggage?"
"They're on break."
"But I've been in line here for half an hour. Isn't their break over?"
"Ummmm, I don't know..."