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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fly into Philly. Stare the pear shaped desk mongoloid in the eye as he fumbles through his list of explanations for why he can't locate your luggage, while out of the corner of your eye, you can see four TSA corpses sharing smokes outside with two baggage handlers.
"Well, why don't those people get my luggage?"
"They're on break."
"But I've been in line here for half an hour. Isn't their break over?"
"Ummmm, I don't know..."
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The only time my luggage was ever lost, I was returning from an interview in ls and had to fly through Philly. It was raining hard and they had all the luggage just lined up on the runway. I thought to myself, "Wow, they're going to forget to load the luggage." When we arrived, all the passengers went to the claims area. The buzzer went off and the conveyor started, but no bags came out. All our luggage was still on the runway in Philly.
