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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
This week's bite bite bite article in the New Yorker is almost on topic:

David Sedaris on flying seated next to an asshole

This guy is a tool. Unwritten rule: you move to accomodate a family sitting apart if they want you to.

I would have made his life miserable by chugging 6 shots of drambuie and 4 bloody marys then power puking everywhere. That combined with insane scratching, coughing and egg-farting every 60 seconds would have sealed the deal.