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TOP TEN REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX: (author unknown)
TOP TEN REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX: (author unknown)
10. It's legal to play hockey professionally
9. The puck is always hard.
8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
7. It lasts a full hour.
6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
5. Your parents cheer when you score.
4. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
3. Periods last only 20 min.
2. You can count on it at least twice a week.
1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
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