Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
At public meetings of the SF/SV GAs, I have always pretended to be Thurgreed. This seems to throw the reporters for a loop.
|
Awesome. I dibs fringey. Though for all her self-depricating shtick, she's got a lot of work to do before she gets anywhere near my ever-expanding hugeness. This gaining sympathy weight thing has got to stop. My wife and I had fun with a measuring tape last night.
Step 1: Measure "waist" of husband
Step 2: Roll around laughing
Step 3: Measure "waist" of wife
Step 4: Roll around laughing.
Step 5: Eat bowl of Betty Crocker Brownies N Cream ice cream
Step 6: GoTo Step 1.
