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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Awesome. I dibs fringey. Though for all her self-depricating shtick, she's got a lot of work to do before she gets anywhere near my ever-expanding hugeness. This gaining sympathy weight thing has got to stop. My wife and I had fun with a measuring tape last night.
Step 1: Measure "waist" of husband
Step 2: Roll around laughing
Step 3: Measure "waist" of wife
Step 4: Roll around laughing.
Step 5: Eat bowl of Betty Crocker Brownies N Cream ice cream
Step 6: GoTo Step 1.
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Oh, how we'll laugh about this at the wedding/commitment ceremony!!!
The papa-to-be in my house is on a nightly ice cream habit -- even when I forego it in favor of fruit. He still has a magic metabolism, however, so there is no sympathy weight gain (the fucker). The other night he discovered a flavor of ice cream called Cake Batter It was really fucking good. Tasted just like Betty Crocker yellow cake batter, and not fake at all. What exactly is it that gives cake batter its flavor? It's not vanilla. And it's not eggs, b/c the stuff smells like that out of the box. Is it some unpronouncable chemical?
